|Worlds Are Like the Middle Class
||[Mar. 25th, 2004|06:57 pm]
|||||The Daily Show||]|
I was talking to John the other day, and he said "words are like the middle class." And I said, "What the hell, John, what the hell. That's what I say." So I took out my shotgun and killed him, to end the sound of his voice. (It was sickening me.) But he kept talking and I said, "Be quiet John, you're dead." And he starting laughing at me and I shot him a few more times. When he didn't stop laughing I shot myself. That shut him up.