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Fourth Post (or so we'd like you to think) [Feb. 19th, 2004|09:55 pm]
John haters

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John remained alive today.

I say we stick him through with a white hot rod and let him burn from the inside out.
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[User Picture]From: brainonallama
2004-03-08 06:11 pm (UTC)
SInce I can't make a post I will make a comment.

My quad hurts lilke a bitch but I ran on it anyways, while nautious. I blame the physical pain (not unpleasent mind you, just the feeling) on John...seeing as we all know he's a sick twisted bastard like that (and not in the good way).

My goal is to cut off his eyelids and take out his eyes with spoons. so they make that nice GLOMP sound as they pop out. THen I shall castrate him with a rusted metal spork...the spoon part for the cutting and the fork part for the pokety-pokety. I shall then stab his chest with a bright green pen until it gets into his blood stream so he bleeds green sparkly ink...and then i shall take an axe, pull a donnie darkom, and slam it through his thick sadistic (once again not in the good way) skull...and I am done for today :-)
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[User Picture]From: cleolian
2004-06-19 01:39 am (UTC)
holy shit, that makes me happy. i would almost say the world needs more people like john so that there'd hafta be more people like you to compensate.
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