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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2004|08:42 pm]
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kendogeek_lv1
additionally, we have some torture ideas from noah:

greywolf2155: make them eat themselves from the feet up
greywolf2155: reach down their throat, pullout their intestines, and use them to hang them
greywolf2155: rip off their head and shove it so far up their ass that it goes back to where it started
decapitate them w/ a nail file
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2004|08:30 pm]
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kendogeek_lv1
talking to tom a few days ago made me feel somwhat obligated to post.... so i propose that we rip john's arms off and beat him to death with them
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Worlds Are Like the Middle Class [Mar. 25th, 2004|06:57 pm]
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dhyana
[Current Mood |insane]
[Current Music |The Daily Show]

I was talking to John the other day, and he said "words are like the middle class." And I said, "What the hell, John, what the hell. That's what I say." So I took out my shotgun and killed him, to end the sound of his voice. (It was sickening me.) But he kept talking and I said, "Be quiet John, you're dead." And he starting laughing at me and I shot him a few more times. When he didn't stop laughing I shot myself. That shut him up.
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Fourth Post (or so we'd like you to think) [Feb. 19th, 2004|09:55 pm]
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formerly_potato
[Current Mood |Vengeful]
[Current Music |Bach]

John remained alive today.

I say we stick him through with a white hot rod and let him burn from the inside out.
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So... John [Feb. 19th, 2004|09:51 pm]
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dhyana
Hmm... I don't really have anything to say. I blame John, fucking bastard.
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The Second Post [Feb. 19th, 2004|09:42 pm]
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dhyana
In case you were wondering, this is the second post.
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The First Post [Feb. 19th, 2004|09:41 pm]
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dhyana
This is the first post.
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